Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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