Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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