so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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