: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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