Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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