The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
tell me about the fingering
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