would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
In other news, I just burned my penis
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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