It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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