If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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