She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
that is very illegal...i love you.
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