She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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