her vagine was all disorganized.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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