saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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