Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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