Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
