I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Randomize
