Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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