Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
