Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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