we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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