do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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