I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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