and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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