Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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