If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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