Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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