I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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