During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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