actually, I'm a sock model
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She's the barista slut.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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