But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
