Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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