On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i think im in europe. pls send help
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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