That's intense
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize
