I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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