Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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