what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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