if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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