do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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