What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You need a sexual gate keeper
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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