You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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