I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Someone shattered a urinal.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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