I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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