I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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