Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
