Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
babies were throwing up all over the place
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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