is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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