I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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