remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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