I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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