In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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