Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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