Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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